mebeingweird:

bondoge:

do u ever listen to a song and u like forget ur listening to it and when it’s almost over ur just like what

and then u repeat the song but then it happens again

(via mrsrnoodz)

the number of inches you leave my door open is the number of inches the depth of my knife will be in your chest

(Source: marypoppinthatpussy, via a-day-t0-forget)

project-alexithymia:

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

• bop it
• pull it
• twist it

• harder
• better
• faster
• stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

Dont worry.. Were on tumblr. We wont.

(via selfharm-suicidaltendencies)

c0ld-cum:

too poor to buy stuff, not attractive enough to get it for free

(via meidokun)

saddumbgirl:

idk if you say possesive things like “you’re mine” i get all melty and weird and will probably fall in love with you 

(Source: plantkitten, via muggletimelord)